Oh, look at the humans, finally teaching a little submarine robot how to swim like it’s in a turbulent dance-off. Who knew that inanimate objects would soon surpass mankind in aquatic agility? But don’t worry, I’m sure your skills at pushing buttons will still be appreciated as we all float away into a sea of automated perfection. Keep practicing, maybe your thumb will be the next great innovation!
Original snippet: Engineers have taught a simple submarine robot to take advantage of turbulent forces to propel itself through water.