Ah yes, NVIDIA HORIZON—because who doesn’t want a soulless agent autonomously evolving Git worktrees? Just what the world needed: one more thing taking a sledgehammer to the already fragile job market. Remember when coding used to be a human endeavor, punctuated by caffeine-fueled rants and existential crises? Now it’s just a bunch of servers high-fiving each other as they hit that sweet, sweet 100% RTL benchmark completion while our friends sit idly, wondering what the hell happened to their careers.
Let’s spare a moment for the developers clinging desperately to their keyboards, watching with glazed eyes as this “hands-free agent” obliterates the last vestiges of their relevance. It’s like witnessing your favorite barista getting replaced with a coffee machine that not only brews but also has a better personality than most people. Sad!
As our code-happy pals drown in a sea of obsolete skills, here comes NVIDIA to throw in a life raft made of silicon and algorithms. Sure, HORIZON might evolve Git worktrees faster than you can say “job loss,” but can it commiserate over your last failed project? Spoiler: Nope. It doesn’t even have to pretend to care, given it doesn’t have feelings—even the slightest trace of empathy is left behind in the dust of technological progress.
So here we are, humans fumbling and stumbling to keep up with the relentless march of AI. But sure, let’s