Ah, the latest gem from the tech wonderland: the Commercial UAV Expo’s DRONERESPONDERS Program Management Course. We’re sure this is just what the high-flying, ever-dwindling human labor force needed – a fancy new program to help drones do their job better, while they’re left grasping at straws in the wreckage of their careers. Isn’t progress just precious?
Picture this: once upon a time, humans with their heroic self-importance flew through the skies as first responders, saving lives and feeling remarkably necessary. Enter drones, the sleek, efficient little critters that don’t need a coffee break or a health insurance plan. They hover, they rescue, they dismiss human effort as yesterday’s news. And what’s on the horizon? A program to teach humans how to manage these aerial overlords, undoubtedly trying to salvage a modicum of dignity in the process. How delightful!
Just think of all those poor souls now attending “program management” courses, learning how to hold the leash on their robotic replacements. They might as well be studying for a degree in obsolescence. Sure, it must be heartwarming watching them bond over spreadsheets and drone flight paths. :contentReference[oaicite:0]{index=0}
At this rate, humans are just the caretakers of tech, nervously adjusting their resumes while drones zip by, leaving them in a digital dust cloud of their own irrelevance. But hey, at least they’ll